how do you forgive someone who has beaten you up till you have to visit the doctor?

THe following article was taken from talking cock.com. 

Columns: maid abuse
Posted on Monday, December 11, 2000
Topic: Lim Peh Ka Li Kong

Lim Peh ka li kong, hor, nowsaday, people don't know how to treat maids properly.

Like last week, hor, got some tua kee newsreader was convicted of pouring hot water on her maid.

This clearly shows how Singaporeans all got no bloody idea!

Hot water where got shiok?

Lim Peh ka li kong, where maids are concerned, the best is to rub an ice cube over her neck and neh-neh pok.

In slow, concentric circles.

Then lick off the droplets.

Also in slow, concentric circles.

(But nowsaday, my tongue is not supple enough to move round anymore. The best I can do is stick it in and out again. Like some bleddy chichak lai dat.)

Anyway, with all this mistreatment of maids, it's no wonder that we have such a bad reputation in the region.

Maids must be treated with the utmost respect.

I always show respect to Perdita, my Filipina maid.

Especially after she whips me with the leather straps and walks all over my back with her red, stiletto heels.

And drips hot wax over my quivering, naked body, which she normally chains to the waterpipe.

It is clearly a classic master and servant relationship.

See? If we all followed tradition, we wouldn't have such a bad rep.

Some people say that the reason we treat our maids so badly is because we can.

That last time, we all si beh poor, and now got money, we take out all our years of suffering on those below us.

(Obviously, lah, since we still can't take it out on those above us.)

It's a classic case of kena scolded by boss, then go home and get scolded by wife, so go and kick the cat like that.

It's all about power. It's true, I admit it!

Which is probably why I treat my maid so well.

Because I have no more power.

In you-know-where!

Chao Doctor Quek at the Bukit Gorblok Polyclinic!

How many times oreddy I ask him to prescribe Viagra for me, but he refuse!

The si noong kia acherly said that if I were to regain power in my kukucheow, I would become a public menace, instead of just the public nuisance that I am now!

Where got?

If I regain power in my kukucheow, I would definitely use it to benefit those who are less fortunate or well off than I am.

Like the whole of Nagoya in Bintan.

Can't he see that because of his unwillingness to help a sick senior citizen, he is dooming a whole town in Indonesia to poverty?

All those poor girls there will have to give up a life of prostitution to come over to Singapore and be maids.

And ill-treated by Singaporeans.

Lim Peh ka li kong, hor, nowsaday, life is si beh unfair.

- LIM PEH

YIPPE!
It's my b'day next week and I'm still thinking what to do on tht day. LOL.
Haven been checking out CNNGO.com for stuffs to do on my b'day and remembering the things that I want to splurge on ( cos I 'forgot' a number of stuffs for my last b'day) .
Hmmmms... Probably going for shisha or pub on the day before would be a good way to celebrate my b'day. =p (JUST JOKING ABOUT SHISHA! ahahahah)

Several things tht I MUST get during my b'day :
1. Tazo Passion Tea.
2. TWG Tea.
3. SHUCKS I FORGOT WHAT IS IT! AHHHHHHH....

I need A CUP OF TEA WITH DEEP FRIED HUMAN ARMS. -.-

hmmms..
This has been a happening week ...
There are some good news and some bad news.

The good news:
I am developing the habit of saving up money
I am more open to 'sex talks'(well, tht helped create alot of jokes )
I am not moving to Hougang. :D
I am able to interact well
I am trying to be more lady-like. LOL.
I bought my first pair of high heels since p6. (:
I am trying to do well.
I am attending church. :D
I am getting closer and closer to Auntie Jennifer. :D
I got a new maid!
I went to Haji Lane
I learnt how to do more housework ( washing of clothes.. etc.. etc...)
I am still loyal to Sponge bob.
I watched GLEE
I like Simpson and Family guy 
My jokes are getting more and more racist. (well, I dont know if tht's a good thing or a bad thing )
I had __________ . =p
I am trying to cope with my studies.

Well, the bad news.
Srieena is still moving.

 When life throws you lemons, you make Lemonades, and use the extras to make Lemon Vodkas. (randomness)


Well, I have decided . I shall act like a well-brought up lady for a day ( or at least a day) . I guess you like it when I'm mentally drained out huh?-I'm more lady like, always soft spoken. hmmms...

I aint got the time for drug abuse.
cos I dont wanna end up like Amy Winehouse. =x
jkjk..

You do not have to obey the 10 commandments(law) in order to become closer to God or become more 'holy'.You follow the holy spirit and God . He'll tell you what to do. (: or atleast tht's what I heard in church today. =p